GEEK Humor
GEEKS RULE! Users Drool
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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." - unkown|
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers
Game over. Nerd wins.
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.Order this
With the attitude YOU NEED A REBOOT
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
Where can I download a life?
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
The box said 'Requires Windows 98 or better'. So I installed LINUX.